Description: The “Insert Witty Byline” part of my blog header was supposed to be a placeholder until in a fit of creative inspiration, the perfect byline would fall from the heavens into my lap. It’s been a little while and no such inspiration has come. I think maybe I’m just too close to the blog to step back and see it as a whole. So I’m calling upon you for help.

Entertainment: To aid your creative inspiration, I’m providing you a list of bylines that didn’t make it:

10 years of gaming, 6 years of GMing and a great set of tits too - Rejected because if you don’t know me it’s not funny also, it may draw the kind of attention I don’t care for.

I have 35 kids - Rejected, I don’t really think of my raiders as kids…. most of them anyway =P

Wrangling at the funny farm - Rejected, the farm reference was supposed to be a play on “chick” but that didn’t really come through, and again, I don’t really think of my raiders as animals… most of them anyway =P

A Medivh Carebear - A play on Stop the Warrior’s byline “A Medivh Badass.” Rejected, I don’t want to be too closely associate with Stop’s blog, as our topics are largely unrelated and our tone is much different. Also, while I am known as our guild’s carebear for positive reasons, carebear has gaming connotations I don’t embrace and may soften the message I want to send.

An over opinionated chick’s thoughts on GMing - Rejected, too close to the truth so it might scare people away.

PWNing boys since 1998 - Rejected, this is more confrontational, and egotistical than I want. Ideally I want others to be able to catch a glimpse of the world from my perspective, not alienate them. Also it’s a little less mature than I normally am. I’m still grumpy with masculine side of our species, so to me, it’s kinda funny today.

Prize: As a baby blog or as Matt put it, “Upcoming Blog” (made my week Matt) I don’t have much to offer. The winner gets a link on my blog roll (if you aren’t already there and have a blog) and a gold star.