Why GMs make the best lovers.
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Matt got Saresa up in arms about why Warlocks make great lovers after he declared that Warlocks are not his type. Matt then challenged his readers to defend the amorous virtues of their class. The challenge prompted Syd to highlight the virtues and pitfalls of a druidic lover. With me so far? Good!
I’m here to tell you they’ve got it all wrong. Regardless of class, GMs make the best lovers.
- Do it for the DKP - Sleeping your way to better loot is a time honered MMORPG tradition for a reason; it works! A wink and a nod from your GM can open a great many doors for you.
- We’re a real command act - Sar hinted she’s learned a few tricks from Domxia, but who do you think trained Domxia? Her GM that’s who. After leading a raid full of people to protect Azeroth from annihilation, your GM can certainly handle it if you want to hand over the reigns and let them lead.
- We’ve done our research - GMs are studious people who are used to needing to have all the answers. I’m certain your GM knows tips and tricks that the average lay person doesn’t.
- We’re dependable - You can’t be a GM for very long if you don’t do what you say you’ll do. You can count on your GM to keep their promises.
- We’re discrete - As GMs we’re often privy to more intimate knowledge of our teammates than the average person. We’ve learned how to keep our mouths shut and never kiss and tell.
- We’ll tell you exactly what we want - GMs have learned the advantages of giving people a clear, concise explanation of our expectations. Your GM will never tell you “If you really loved me you’d know what I want.”
- We have endurance - Sar mentioned a warlock’s endurance but that’s piddle compared to the strength and endurance it takes to keep members motivated and on track. Regardless of our hitpoints, we’ll keep going as long as we’re needed to get the job done.
- We know how to gather a crowd - If you’re into that kind of thing, you’ll find your GM has a knack for drawing people together to meet a common goal
- We’ll try anything once - We’re always up for something new that might improve our play.
Before you ask:
- No, this didn’t prevent you from getting real content. I wasn’t planning on writing today before I read Syd’s post.
- Yes, I’m still planning on following up the Wrath planning series.
- No, I’m not serious sleeping with your GM is a terrible idea. I mean sure it could be fun at first, but hell hath no fury like a pissed off GM. No matter how it ends, you’re screwed.
- Yes, I intended you’re screwed to be a pun.
- No, I won’t apologize for punning in public.
September 18th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
“No, I’m not serious sleeping with your GM is a terrible idea. I mean sure it could be fun at first, but hell hath no fury like a pissed off GM. No matter how it ends, you’re screwed.”
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“No, I’m not serious sleeping with your GM is a terrible idea. I mean sure it could be fun at first, but hell hath no fury like a pissed off GM. No matter how it ends, you’re screwed.”
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